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Spent Too Much On Something For Yourself? Buy Your Way Out Of Your Guilt
 

Feeling Spoiled? Wasteful?

Self-Indulgent? Hungover?

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Offset your first-world spending by making a donation to one of the following to appease your guilt!

Pick Your Shame:

Become an organ donor

Drank Over Priced Cocktails?

OrganDonor.gov: Sign up to be an Organ Donor (FREE!)

Dropped a small fortune on a bathroom renovation complete with bidet?

ShelterBox: Right now, over 100 million people around the world have been made homeless by disaster and conflict. ShelterBox provides emergency shelter and tools for families who have lost everything.

Skipped the phone banking “party” your friends organized, to stay home and binge watch Yellowstone?

All Voting is Local: Fights against state and local voting policies that silence voters of color and other historically marginalized communities and advocates to expand access to the ballot. Keep democracy alive while you hide from the fascist regime! 

 
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Assumed your new co-workers pronouns? And got it wrong?

Trans Youth Equality Foundation: Fund education, advocacy, and support for transgender youth and their families.

Great organization to donate to

Spent $3,000 on an operation for your 10-year old dog?

World Wildlife Fund: Join 100,000+ members who all believe it’s time for action, not words, to bring our world back to life. And adopt a penguin while you’re at it!

Wasted an embarrassing amount of time watching make-up tutorials on TikTok instead of reading "How To Be An Anti-Racist"?

Black Lives Matter: Support the movement to end state-sanctioned violence, liberate Black people, and end white supremacy forever.

 
Donate to this organization

Indulged $500 In A Cucumber & Chocolate Bath Spa Treatment?

Planned Parenthood: Support sexual healthcare for people of all income levels and defend abortion access globally!

Asking yourself where to donate?

Picking Up A $6 Designer Coffee…Every Day??

Water For People: Give people clean water. Duh.

Just Got $400 Teeth Whitening?

Smile Train: Provide cleft palate surgery for children around the world.

 

Shopped at Walmart this year? We know. It’s so cheap!!! (Guess why?)

Labor Lab: Help fight workers’ rights violations! Protect the right to unionize!

Donate to the ACLU

Spending thousands every year to cut and dye your hair?

(This one’s a reach… but who does the llama look like? If he were, say, orange and is hellbent on taking away our civil liberties daily??)

ACLU, American Civil Liberties Union: Help defend and preserve the rights and liberties guaranteed by the Constitution.

Asking yourself where you should donate?

Took three planes to an exotic beach vacation?

Union of Concerned Scientists: Environmental advocacy with a focus on clean energy solutions, global warming, and large-scale food production.

 

Asked your Black friend to explain "microaggressions" to you rather than just Googling it? 

Darkness Rising: Donate to an organization committed to inspiring mental health conversations and providing resources in the black community.

Did you waste the holidays arguing with your extended family about fake news facts?

News Literacy Project: Donate to an organization working with educators and journalists to give students the skills they need to discern fact from fiction and to know what to trust.

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Spent $118 million to buy a Trump cabinet position after also ejaculating yourself into space for another $5.5 billion dollars when you could have funded all the vaccines for, um, EVERYONE?? Okay that’s not YOU, but still. This organization is great:

Gavi: The Vaccine Alliance helps vaccinate almost half the world’s children against deadly and debilitating infectious diseases.